Diplomat T-Shirt
Red / S
$29.99
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Some people join the Foreign Service to promote international cooperation, negotiate treaties, and represent American interests abroad. Others join because the State Department has excellent cover opportunities and nobody asks too many questions about the third guy in the embassy's Political Section.
This design celebrates one of the intelligence community's oldest and most cherished traditions: being a perfectly ordinary, completely unremarkable American diplomat who just happens to speak six languages, maintain an unusual number of friendships with foreign military officers, and occasionally disappear for three days without explanation.
Whether you're attending a diplomatic reception, cultivating a promising source, or explaining to the ambassador why your official biography contains a suspicious seven-year gap, this shirt is for the professionals who understand that the best cover story is the one delivered with absolute confidence and a government-issued business card.
DISCLAIMER: American Spy Corps neither confirms nor denies that the wearer is employed by an intelligence agency. The wearer is, however, authorized to discuss bilateral trade relations, regional stability, and the surprisingly competitive housing allowance.
Diplomat T-Shirt
$29.99
This design celebrates one of the intelligence community's oldest and most cherished traditions: being a perfectly ordinary, completely unremarkable American diplomat who just happens to speak six languages, maintain an unusual number of friendships with foreign military officers, and occasionally disappear for three days without explanation.
Whether you're attending a diplomatic reception, cultivating a promising source, or explaining to the ambassador why your official biography contains a suspicious seven-year gap, this shirt is for the professionals who understand that the best cover story is the one delivered with absolute confidence and a government-issued business card.
DISCLAIMER: American Spy Corps neither confirms nor denies that the wearer is employed by an intelligence agency. The wearer is, however, authorized to discuss bilateral trade relations, regional stability, and the surprisingly competitive housing allowance.